it does not do well to dwell on dreams
What's wrong with our society.
| Kim Kardashian: | I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce |
| America: | Well sure why not? |
| Britney Spears: | I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing |
| America: | Whatever you want! |
| Carmen Electra: | I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol |
| America: | Okay, sounds like fun! |
| Gay couple: | We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and - |
| America: | WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO |
We hugged and started crying. It was kind of tears of happiness. It was a feeling of ‘Look at what we’ve done’. It was lovely."
Okay Korra fandom you need to see this. Give this lovely person more views and praise please.
OH MY GOD
(via stopitsgingertime)
notice how when the interviewer brings up liam and louis’ relationships and mentions them being faithful, liam jumps right in and replies “yup!” with no second thought whatsoever. but louis actually sits there — SITS THERE — and ponders it for a bit. why on earth would you have to think about whether or not you’re faithful to your ~significant other~ god please tell me why would you have to think about this. then he goes “yeah” as if the conversation barely interests him and then looks down as if trying to hide something. you would think that someone in a happy relationship (like liam for example) would be excited to defend their relationship, but no, not louis.
and THEN to make matters worse for my heart, after he mumbles the “yeah,” he slyly steals a glance at harry. and all the while HARRY IS JUST SITTING THERE SMILING AS WIDE AS THE OCEAN TIDES JFC COULD THIS INTERVIEW BE ANY MORE OBVIOUS LIKE DO I REALLY HAVE TO SPELL THIS OUT FOR YOU THEY ARE A THING AND HARRY CAN’T WIPE THAT SILLY ASS SMIRK OFF HIS FACE BECAUSE HE KNOWS LOUIS ISN’T FAITHFUL BECAUSE THEY OBVIOUSLY HAVE SOMETHING GOING ON BETWEEN THEM THAT’S WAY MORE SPECIAL THAN ANY RELATIONSHIP EITHER OF THEM HAS EVER BEEN IN AND I CAN’T HANDLE IT ANYMORE JUST LOOK AT THEM BEING GAY AND THINKING THEY’RE BEING SLICK AND STEALTHY BUT ALSO NOT CARING — WE KNOW THE TRUTH LORD HELP US ALL
[link] so you can witness for yourself
(Source: homosexualsubtexts, via my-babystyles)
LoK - Lin Bei Fong YYEEAAAAHHH by ~tracywilliams
LMFAO!!!!!
STAR WARS™: The Old Republic™ - Times Square Freeze Mob 12.20.11 (by swtheoldrepublic)
Fucking brilliant.
This is actually amazing
